For starters, these rules can change at any time but should basically remain the same and are about average on any other message board. If you can't follow the simple rules here, you're fucked on the internet.
(Effective as of November 27, 2004)
Number 1 is for new members only:
1. Do not, and I will repeat, DO NOT post an advertisement (i.e.: link, website, picture etc.) or make any reference to another website, service etc....whatever you want to call it; within your first few hundred posts. That is SPAM. Your post will be edited and you will be banned, probably by Ezboard. If you come here from another message board and would like to tell us that, that's fine. But do not follow that up with "come check us out". Most of us don't have the time to come here that often, let alone your ugly board.
I will say this one more time. DO NOT post any advertisement in ANY forum of this message board. If you want to advertise, go somewhere else. If you want to put a banner on the board, ask an admin, especially me, ShefB0YRD.
Although, if you're considered "one of the guys" post any links you want. Usually the members here don't have their own websites and have no reason to advertise.
2. Our members can be mean, we are a close group of individuals who, for the most part, have known each other for a few years. We welcome outside people, but if you show signs of retardation, or are just fucking stupid, someone will definitely say something, in fact, we all will say something. Also, learn how to type. English is preferred.
3. If you are new, don't make stupid posts. This means making every reply with a
or a 
is not encouraged, wait until you've been here a few months. Then start replying with 
.
4. Flooding Off-Topic with posts to different links is annoying, don't do that. Put all of the links into one topic, make a catchy subject, and watch everyone reply. Got it?
ADDENDUM: Posting topics with just links as your content simply will not suffice. If you have some interesting link to show everyone, add your own thoughts and comments on it. Try explaining where it goes, while you're at it.
5. If you want to spam, spam ESAD, that forum is for fun, and pointless spamming... Just do not post advertising links. If you do not understand read rule one. If you still don't, then get the fuck off our board. Sometimes ESAD changes names, if you can't find it, click here.
6. Porn. Some boards allow it, some don't. We generally do not. If you just found a new great "pic" of some girl you want to masturbate too, that's great. But we don't care. Especially if your post title is "Look at the juggs on this chick". If the picture is funny, it may be allowed. Not sure if it would be? Ask an admin. Just don't post porn to post porn. Make if have a purpose other than your self gratification. Although I'm sure someone around here will enjoy it.
7. If you must argue, take it to Debate and Discussion, do not flame. If you have a different opinion, feel free to state it, just do so in a responsible way. Not like a complete idiot. Especially if you're new to this board, flaming is a great way to get banned. Not everyone is equal on this board - our long-time members are preferred over n00bs anyway.
8. Swearing is OK, just be careful what you say. Words like fag, faggot, nigger, etc., are not appreciated. Use your own judgement.
That's it really, don't be a moron and you'll survive. If place is a lot of fun once you fit in, but until then, take everything we say to you with a grain of salt.
frailedit: made an extra bit to a rule. Nothing spectacular. Carry on.
meh I hate watching the same pr0n twice
watching it twice ruins the ending
haha
omg not on her face!! whatta plot twist
(Effective as of November 27, 2004)
Number 1 is for new members only:
1. Do not, and I will repeat, DO NOT post an advertisement (i.e.: link, website, picture etc.) or make any reference to another website, service etc....whatever you want to call it; within your first few hundred posts. That is SPAM. Your post will be edited and you will be banned, probably by Ezboard. If you come here from another message board and would like to tell us that, that's fine. But do not follow that up with "come check us out". Most of us don't have the time to come here that often, let alone your ugly board.
I will say this one more time. DO NOT post any advertisement in ANY forum of this message board. If you want to advertise, go somewhere else. If you want to put a banner on the board, ask an admin, especially me, ShefB0YRD.
Although, if you're considered "one of the guys" post any links you want. Usually the members here don't have their own websites and have no reason to advertise.
2. Our members can be mean, we are a close group of individuals who, for the most part, have known each other for a few years. We welcome outside people, but if you show signs of retardation, or are just fucking stupid, someone will definitely say something, in fact, we all will say something. Also, learn how to type. English is preferred.
3. If you are new, don't make stupid posts. This means making every reply with a
or a is not encouraged, wait until you've been here a few months. Then start replying with .4. Flooding Off-Topic with posts to different links is annoying, don't do that. Put all of the links into one topic, make a catchy subject, and watch everyone reply. Got it?
ADDENDUM: Posting topics with just links as your content simply will not suffice. If you have some interesting link to show everyone, add your own thoughts and comments on it. Try explaining where it goes, while you're at it.
5. If you want to spam, spam ESAD, that forum is for fun, and pointless spamming... Just do not post advertising links. If you do not understand read rule one. If you still don't, then get the fuck off our board. Sometimes ESAD changes names, if you can't find it, click here.
6. Porn. Some boards allow it, some don't. We generally do not. If you just found a new great "pic" of some girl you want to masturbate too, that's great. But we don't care. Especially if your post title is "Look at the juggs on this chick". If the picture is funny, it may be allowed. Not sure if it would be? Ask an admin. Just don't post porn to post porn. Make if have a purpose other than your self gratification. Although I'm sure someone around here will enjoy it.
7. If you must argue, take it to Debate and Discussion, do not flame. If you have a different opinion, feel free to state it, just do so in a responsible way. Not like a complete idiot. Especially if you're new to this board, flaming is a great way to get banned. Not everyone is equal on this board - our long-time members are preferred over n00bs anyway.
8. Swearing is OK, just be careful what you say. Words like fag, faggot, nigger, etc., are not appreciated. Use your own judgement.
That's it really, don't be a moron and you'll survive. If place is a lot of fun once you fit in, but until then, take everything we say to you with a grain of salt.
frailedit: made an extra bit to a rule. Nothing spectacular. Carry on.
